Remember back in February when the International Olympic Committee decided to remove amateur wrestling from the Olympics, and the only people of note who stood up to oppose them about it where Chael Sonnen and The Iron Sheik? Remember how weird it felt that the only people fighting for a legitimate cause were two guys who usually just yell crazy shit to get attention?
TSN has brought the beautiful dream of a Chael Sonnen/Iron Sheik ultimate team-up to life, pairing them up for an ‘Off the Record’ appearance. As you might imagine, the conversation is a series of valid pro-wrestling arguments executed by a guy who can barely speak without saying he wants to buttf**k somebody and a guy yelling in the background who won’t stop chuckling at himself.
Here’s the clip. Now that the Ultimate Warrior is back, maybe we’ll get that Sheik/Sonnen vs. Warrior/Silva tag match we’ve been dying to see. We’ve also been falling down and hitting our heads on the coffee table a lot lately.
If your sound is down, here’s a transcript:
Iron Sheik: OLYMPNIC COMMITTEE IS FAG LIKE ULTIMANT WARRIOR F**K THEIR ASSES MAKE THEM HOMBELL
Chael Sonnen: Tower of power, too sweet to be sour, stylin’ and profilin’, funky like a monkey! Other things I’ve heard on wrestling!
IS: HOST OF THIS SHOW IS JEW
CS: Chris Weidman eats poop! I heard it from a reliable source, BRIAN WILSON.
IS: HOLK HOGAN YOU ARE TINY DICK MAN OF OLYMPICS
And it goes on like that for an hour.