Cheryl Cole, wife of Chelsea soccer star Ashley Cole — he of the barfing while cheating move — has a music career with the pop group Girls Aloud that has thus far been kept out of the States. But things may be changing, as Cheryl is featured in a new video by Will.I.am (Most. Annoying. Punctuation. Ever?) of the Black Eyed Peas.
And check it out! Her necklace says "Available"! That is a fucking BURN, Ashley. Sure, she hasn't served him with divorce papers or anything, but I mean c'mon: would jewelry lie?
So… yeah. Not the biggest story to hit With Leather, but give me a break. I watched all three minutes and fourteen seconds of that video to get that screen cap. And believe me, it's fucking terrible. I don't care how hot she is, it's not worth listening to that song again. The video could have her blowing me and I still wouldn't watch it. Although that's partly because I'm weirded out by how gigantic my balls are.