With Leather reader Matthew — hey, that's like my name! Except fancier — sent in this video of a terrifying child who was in a martial arts competition back when ESPN 2 was "espn2" (because it was edgy, you see.) And if you're one of those people who like children, think again. Because these things are godless killing machines.
Thankfully, this child (now 16) is not stockpiling weapons in a bunker. Quite the opposite: he's an actor now. With fruity-lookin' curls and everything. He was even on "The O.C.," although you wouldn't recognize him because he was only on during the fourth season that no one watched. Not that I ever watched, of course. And I definitely don't own the first two seasons on DVD, even if it would, in theory, be a good way to get stills of Rachel Bilson when she was still curvy.