Your weekly wacky Chinese Olympics update:
The upcoming Beijing Olympics is more than just a point of pride for China — it's such an important part of the national consciousness that nearly 3,500 children have been named for the event, a newspaper reported Sunday. Most of the 3,491 people with the name "Aoyun," meaning Olympics, were born around the year 2000, as Beijing was bidding to host the 2008 Summer Games, the Beijing Daily reported . . . Names related to the Olympics don't just stop with "Olympics." More than 4,000 Chinese share their names with the Beijing Games mascots, the "Five Friendlies." The names are Bei Bei (880 people), Jing Jing (1,240), Huan Huan (1,063), Ying Ying (624) and Ni Ni (642). When put together, the phrase translates to "Beijing welcomes you!"
The "Five Friendlies"? They used to make a nightly appearance in my pants during my teenage years. When put together, they didn't say "Beijing welcomes you!" however. They expressed more of an unspoken sentiment of comfort and sweet release. Too bad their show made God cry. -KD