The Cleveland Indians May Have Finally Come Up With The Most Ridiculous Hot Dog Topping

Would you eat a hot dog topped with Froot Loops, bacon and mac & cheese? I have no idea why you would want to do such a thing, but the Cleveland Indians are hoping you’ll give it a shot.

Progressive Field in Cleveland has a new hot dog vendor called Happy Dog this season, and they’ve got one of the weirder menu items you’ll see across baseball — or any sport, really — this year. The odd combination of ingredients listed above can be found in their “Slider Dog,” which was probably the brainchild of some stoned bro with a savage sense of consolidation. That’s the only explanation for the marriage of four things nobody has ever craved together at once, especially at a baseball game.

One of my favorite summer traditions every year is shoving hot dogs into my fat face while I watch baseball in the sun, but I’m a traditionalist — it’s any combination of ketchup, mustard, and relish for me. (Don’t get me started on the war against ketchup on hot dogs. I have more important battles to fight.) I’m not going to say this Slider Dog creation is a bad idea when I haven’t tasted it. I’m sure Happy Dog is a successful vendor for a reason and somebody had to enjoy this thing enough to put it on the menu.

In fact, the early reviews are pretty positive, it seems.

https://twitter.com/jwheeeler/status/715640705352396800?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

That being said, as much as I enjoy Froot Loops, bacon and mac & cheese, I think I’ll stick to my classic ballpark frank toppings once again this summer. I’ll let you braver folk give it a shot and report back to me.