Among the scores of NFL hopefuls not having their names called over the weekend was LSU kicker Colt David, and I know what you’re thinking: why bother spelling out “Southern Cal” when you’ll go ahead and abbreviate LSU. It’s partly because I lived in South Carolina for three years, and there’s some other school there that enjoys that same masthead, if you will. No, seriously, why do you care? Well, we shouldn’t, but Busted Coverage had this gallery of his sister, Kelsey David, and we had to tie it into sports somehow. Otherwise, we’d just be voyeuristic perverts. Glad we dodged that bullet.
COLT DAVID’S SIS: IT WORKS EVERY TIME