Since the dawn of time, fathers have been trying to keep scumbag boys from getting all up on their daughters. Just as there’s an evolutionary drive for men to procreate, there also an equally powerful primal urge to scare lesser males away from one’s progeny.
The tactics are always changing, but this one unknown internet dad has figured out a unique way to ward off would-be suitors: He’s making his daughter wear a shirt with a picture of him topless, tattooed and shredded. “Stay Clear Boys … this is my dad!” the tee reads. The resigned expression on his daughter’s face reads something else entirely.
Based on the picture of the picture, though, it looks like the girl’s dad is a fun and cheery kinda guy, and anyone willing to make a shirt like this obviously has a sense of humor. I’m sure he wouldn’t actually tear any potential boyfriends limb from limb. It’s just nice sometimes for a dad to remind people that he could. If a reason arises. So watch yourself, son. This guy’s not afraid to go back to prison.
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