As we sit on the brink of nuclear annihilation, it’s important to remind everyone to get their best daily fantasy football squads in before we all die a horrific death. The last thing you want to think before you die isn’t “maybe Adrian Peterson is the answer for the Cards.” You want to think about how impressed the angels are gonna be with your savvy pretend football roster and maybe something about your loved ones TIME PERMITTING.
As is customary at UPROXX, we’re here to provide a dash of advice for your DraftKings and FanDuel style daily fantasy football rosters. (Our advice also comes in traditional fantasy football flavors as well.) But enough blabbin’, let’s get to evaluating millionaire athletes from afar.