After seeing this image, I was surprised to learn that Chris Berman has spent the last 30 years working for ESPN, and not drinking Wild Irish Rose and sleeping on a park bench. Although I suppose it could be both.
So what happened here? Did Berman yell at the hair and makeup people, or did he roll straight to the set after leaving Mons Venus at dawn? Or hell, why not both? Seems like “all of the above” is a good answer to any question about what Berman’s doing. Is he under the influence of (a) tequila, (b) illegal Canadian depressants, or (c) food served on a stick? Gotta go (d) all the way.