Probably due to the weekend editor's diligent reporting, Daniela Hantuchova won her first title in five years by taking the Pacific Life Open this weekend. She celebrated by grasping onto a phallic trophy, and I celebrated by
grasping onto a phallic trophy finding these lovely pictures of her. If that's not quite enough for you, there's more goodness at her official site.
Some people say I do the Lord's work, but I think that praise is a little too lofty. "Hero" will suffice.