12.22.06 11 years ago

Dennis Rodman is still alive, apparently:

Basketball's goodwill ambassadors, the Harlem Globetrotters, will take on the Bad Boy All-Stars led by Dennis Rodman for the first time during the 2007 NBA All-Star Weekend in February, organizers said.

Oh, the Bad Boy All-Stars. I remember them from… Weren't they in, uh… that thing? Wait, it's coming to me: they were just made up so Rodman could cash another check as the freak at the carnival. Right now Rodman's calling up every Gypsy, bearded woman, eight-fingered midget, and alligator boy he's ever slept with to (A) see if they're available to play a game of basketball in February, and (B) apologize for that rash.

But I kid Rodman. If I went to Vegas for the All-Star Weekend, this game would be right up there on the list of things for me to do. Right after the dunk contest, the three-point contest, watching WNBA players do layup drills, and emptying out my bank account at the Cheetah's ATM with the $6 surcharge in the hopes that Charmaigne will give me her number after her shift ends at 4:00.

Tip o' the hat: Fleece the Pig, Flog the Pony

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