DOG RACING DOESN’T ALLOW SHORTCUTS

05.11.07 10 years ago 8 Comments

Once — just once — I wanna see this happen in a horse race. 

You know, I've always thought horse racing needs more collisions.  I'm talking NASCAR-like collisions, where there's a 12 horse pile-up and one of the horses catches on fire.  Sa-weet!  And if one of the horses had the Budweiser logo painted on it, I wouldn't object to that, either.

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