By popular demand, here's video of a labrador retriever ruining Marcus Burghardt's shit at the Tour de France. Yes, this was on Deadspin yesterday, but now that Michael Vick has been indicted, this looks more and more like the beginning of an organized canine uprising against athletes.
Fun fact: Burghardt rides for T-Mobile, and his teammate Patrik Sinewitz was just busted for steroid use. And the dogs at Michael Vick's house were probably on steroids! It's all connected, man! Someone tell Oliver Stone!