Well, this is a unique combination of bad ideas. This is a competitive event in which people on hockey skates go down an enlarged bobsled chute in the same manner that you see in snowboard-cross at the Olympics. The announcers seem to be calling it “Red Bull Crash Ice,” but that name sucks. I like “Downhill Hockey Skating Luge Derby-X” way better. That way it reminds you of all the different dangerous sports they’ve combined to make more dangerous. Plus it just rolls right off your tongue.
DOWNHILL HOCKEY SKATING LUGE DERBY-X