Either Meat Hard Or Yo Mama Gone Quit
- Magic Johnson is getting out of the Laker business. I remember him talking about how he once nailed six girls at the same time. How is that even possible?
The Hoop Doctors.
- Who in the world keeps killing these endangered animals? And how do they taste?
- Here’s a fun gallery of collectible Iron Man figurines. I’m hoping that they’ve packed enough firepower to annihilate that exhibit of creepy-assed china dolls in that neighboring exhibit.
- This is the first funny thing that Tina Fey may or may not have done in quite some time.
- WHOA WHOA WHOA there’s actually a Jay-Z/MC Hammer feud? Isn’t Mr. Z clearly aware that he can’t touch this?
THE Smoking Jacket.
- When WWE superstars invade Indian reality TV, magic happens.
Camel Clutch Blog.
- Tony Dungy kinda looks like Count Chocula. To be fair, Count Chocula’s son never committed suicide. He’s a cartoon. He is incapable of breeding.
The Wiz Wit.
- This is what 105 tons of weed looks like. This was all seized in Tijuana with about 400,000 bags of Doritos.
The Sun (UK).
- Beatles covers. Twenty-one of them. Or maybe this is a new album preview from Oasis. I really can’t tell anymore.
- It’s official: orangutans are getting more sex than you are. Hey, don’t get too upset. They’re just f:cking other orangutans.
- Here’s a recap of that UFC event that ended last weekend, you know, in case you hadn’t made yoru way to it yet.
The Cage Doctors.