Emmitt Smith won’t be appearing on ESPN’s NFL coverage this fall, so if you’re jonesing for a state-of-the-art butchering of the English language, you’ll have to settle for videos like these. Here’s Smith “tailgating,” or at least pretending to do so, during an interview with some white guy from FOX Sports, so it makes sense that Smith would show love for the other white meat–pork. Smith speaks of “seranating” the new Cowboys Stadium with the smell of barbequed pork. He also calls Tashard Choice “Dashard,” gets Julius Jones and Felix Jones mixed up, and mentions the excitement Favre brings to “the city of Minnesota.” Oh, Emmitt. We’re gonna miss you this season. via.