Eva Longoria was with her boo, Tony Parker, at an exhibition game between USA and France at Madison Square Garden this weekend. The game was a gear up for the World Basketball Championships that will take place in Turkey later this summer, and while a lot of the biggest American stars (Dwayne Wade, Kobe Bryant, LeBron James) will not be suiting up for the stars and stripes, the team is still chock full of good players.
The US won the game 86-55, but no one cares about that. The only important that happened was that Eva Longoria was in an outfit that made her legs look supafantastic. So supafantastic, in fact, that she grabs the attention of just about every male within a 5 row radius.
“Psh, that’s nothing,” Khloe Kardashian said. “I could make all of those guys throw up, lickity split. Which really is more impressive, if you think about it.” And that, my friends, is the first time you’ve heard the phrase “lickity split” this decade. You’re welcome.