I've been waiting a couple days for the non-Zapruder version of this Notre Dame spoof from last weekend's Saturday Night Live to hit YouTube, and it finally has thanks to 850 the Buzz (via Brahsome). It's no people getting punched just before eating, but it still brings a smile to my face.
And you know why? Because everyone hates Catholics. It's true. Listen, Pope Whoever, I don't like condoms either, but you're seriously still against the pill? What the hell are my testes supposed to do with all this semen? Semen retention syndrome (SRS) makes men irritable and prone to crime. So you can take yours abstinence and shove it straight up your ass.
I bet you'd like that.