F–K IT, I’M KICKIN’ IT DOWNFIELD

03.12.09 8 years ago 7 Comments

Kids today are so lazy. When I played soccer, we actually dribbled the ball up to the goal and then kicked it in. Uphill. Both ways. So I guess that was a [pulls out calcuator] 70-yard goal? We really have no other context in which to present this. I guess we could make up some stuff about David Beckham…

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