I got off the redeye last night and have worked the entire goddam day feeling like my eyeballs were scraped with 30-grit sandpaper, and I get rewarded by having fucking NOTHING going on in the sports world?
Fuck it, here's a video of a Japanese guy beating a woman after a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
p.s. Everybody who's just now finding the "Leave Belichick alone" video — WL had it first.* Give a little credit to the weekend shift here, eh? (*update — or, as a reader notes, Barstool Sports.)