https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5YpUsDsHmk
The first week of the NFL season, also known as the first week of fantasy football season, didn’t go well. Studs were busts all over the place and multiple key injuries have already sent some squads into a tailspin. Fantasy football, in this sense, is like war. You have to head onto the battlefield already knowing you’re dead or you won’t get through it week to week. The swings come hard and fast, and you need to buck up and shrug off the hits to your fantasy team and ego if there’s any hope at recovery.
And while some may be making it out of Week 1 healthy with a win, others have had defeat snatched from the jaws of victory, and for an unlucky few, their fantasy season might already be done. We’re looking at you, the special group of fantasy managers that had David Johnson, Allen Robinson, and Danny Woodhead on their teams.
This is Sunday Night Heartbreak, where the most depressed tweets of the fantasy day are collected and considered in an odd bit of catharsis which we can all use to power through these tough times. So if you had Kareem Hunt on your bench, decided not to pick up Cooper Kupp, or just saw David Johnson, a near-unanimous number one overall pick go down, this is for you.
For the rest, this is glorious schadenfreude. Especially if you were facing Brandon Marshall Sunday night.
i felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of David Johnson owners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced pic.twitter.com/fatvEeRKXD
— Clem (@TheClemReport) September 10, 2017
David Johnson was my number one pick pic.twitter.com/idtuNH8Whk
— Marcus Stephenson (@stephensonmc) September 10, 2017
Giorgio Tavecchio outscored Tom Brady. And Le'Veon Bell. And David Johnson. And Rob Gronkowski. And Julio Jones. And A.J. Green. pic.twitter.com/YsviQDQqcT
— Michael Fabiano (@Michael_Fabiano) September 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/johnleebrooks/status/907089601793335298
https://twitter.com/Mikey_Henninger/status/907033053280690177
*checks out Fantasy Football roster*
Well, Tom Brady shit the bed.
Allen Robinson?? Out for the season.
Already trailing by 50+ points. pic.twitter.com/zlMvxmxobo
— Chris Walder (@WalderSports) September 11, 2017
Kevin White going into the training room with his playbook pic.twitter.com/Mw1U2ahu9j
— Chearon (@kush_n_codeine) September 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/chaddukes/status/907065313237356546
Brandon Marshall was such a great buy low this offseason. Should have a steady floor as WR2 and if OBJ is out will all those targets.
— 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐧 (@ProFootballPSI) September 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/ESPeNa88/status/906951074925473792
https://twitter.com/_MrMinnesota_/status/907090571726082048
https://twitter.com/IsThatDG/status/907056246435573760
https://twitter.com/EduardoTSuarez/status/907093967069745153
When Leveon Bell, Bilal Powell, Dez Bryant, Alshon Jeffery, Eric Decker & Greg Olsen combine for 39.5 points but my D/ST & K combine for 41 pic.twitter.com/VftisVhL30
— Paxton Biggs (@PaxBiggs) September 11, 2017
Rob Gronkowski, Travis Kelce, Greg Olsen, Jimmy Graham and Jordan Reed averaged 3.4 catches and 27.0 yards with zero touchdowns in Week 1.
— Dalton Del Don (@daltondeldon) September 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/907084086363267072
I'm so dumb for leaving Cooper Kupp on the bench…🤦🏻♀️ I should have just trusted my gut and known he would kick ass like always
— Brit🤍 (@brooks_momma) September 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/TouchlineOracle/status/907009901146329088
https://twitter.com/Apoybali/status/907065903455535106
