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The World’s First Vaginal Beauty Contest Yields Fresh Data On Vulva Preference

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A vaginal beauty contest sponsored by a blowjob machine has given us some "scientific" data.


Is Hugh Jackman Crowdsourcing The Plot For His Last Wolverine Film?

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It's more likely a fun interact-with-the-fans gimmick on Jackman's part, but I can't help being a little worried.


All The Stuff Coming To Netflix In August Including ‘Narcos’ And ‘The Hurt Locker’

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Here's what's coming to Netflix in August including the new original series 'Narcos.'


All The Post-Credits Scenes Of The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ranked

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There have been so many Marvel end-credits scenes, but only one was the BEST EVER!


Here’s All The Stuff Disappearing From Netflix In August

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Say goodbye to these titles leaving Netflix this August.

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Porn Stars Name The Most Bangable Republican Presidential Candidate

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Just like in the regular polls, a shocking number of them said Donald Trump. A shocking, disgusting number.

#Food Network

Food Network Star Power Rankings, Week 8: License To Shill

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Could the contestants describe their personal brand without being distracted by Giada's boobs? Find out, in this week's power ranking.

#Weekend Box Office

Weekend Box Office: ‘Pixels’ Is Too Lazy To Take Down ‘Ant-Man’

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Audiences were almost as lazy getting to the theater as Happy Madison was when they were making Pixels.

#Ant Man

San Francisco Mayor Says His City Deserves An Oscar For Getting Destroyed All The Time

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No, seriously. The SF mayor thinks his city should get some recognition for all the time Hollywood has decimated it.

#Filmdrunk Reviews

‘Southpaw’ Is Pure, Processed Cheese, But Oh That Velvety Texture!

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Forest Whitaker are a perfect match for this dopey, meathead script.


Frotcast 258: Guest Matt Ufford Talks Adam Sandler, Gawker Drama, And Pistol Drone

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Matt Ufford shows up to hear me complain about 'Pixels,' plus we talk Gawker drama and thinkpieces. FROT ON!

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Chloe Moretz Will Join Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, And Zac Efron In The Sequel To ‘Neighbors’

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This is the first official comedy role for the star of 'Carrie' and 'Kick-Ass.'

#Jennifer Lawrence

The Revolution Is On In The First ‘Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2′ Trailer

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Katniss is coming for President Snow in "Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2."

#Filmdrunk Reviews

‘Pixels’ Drops Nine Figures On Adam Sandler Barely Caring

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Adam Sandler gets $110 million to dick around with his friends in Pixels, one of the most creatively lazy movies ever made.


‘Mississippi Grind’ Trailer: Can Ryan Reynolds Break The Ryan Reynolds Curse?

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Can the directors of Half Nelson and Ben Mendelsohn help Ryan Reynolds break the Ryan-Reynolds-always-being-in-sh*tty-movies curse?


‘The Revenant’ May End Up $40 Million Over Budget And Hasn’t Shot Its Ending Yet

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Over budget, insane creative demands, and taking a cavalier attitude towards its actors' genitals? I cannot WAIT for 'The Revenant.'

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‘You Try Driving In Platforms': How ‘Clueless’ Created The Style That Made It A Pop Culture Icon

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'Clueless' was almost never made, but what Amy Heckerling and Mona May created with a small budget is a lasting pop culture masterpiece.


James Bond Fights The Shadows Of His Past In The Latest ‘SPECTRE’ Trailer

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The new full length trailer for 'SPECTRE,' the 24th film in the James Bond franchise, delivers mystery, intrigue and plenty of action.


Your Favorite Danish Comedy Duo Is Coming To The U.S. In ‘Klovn Forever’

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If you like Danish comedy, or people wearing eye patches because of semen injuries, Klown is worth a watch.

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