Some douchey prankster types decided to hold BP in the middle of a park promenade and pretend to hit pop-ups and scare the shit out of passersby. Kind of sophomoric stuff, which is exactly why I dig it. If the players are serious enough to be wearing uniforms, wouldn't you feel comfortable that they're going to catch the ball? Nope, you'd probably freak out, drop everything and cower pathetically. I do the same with bees and pregnant women. They say can avoid both by jumping in some water. Or is that by dunking them in water? I've mixed the approaches to see what works. Hey, why's that helicopter shining a spotlight on my house?
Zac Gelfand 10.06.17 2 weeks ago