Meet George. He’s a Golden Retriever puppy that apparently loves watching women’s tennis. *taps mic* Seriously, I haven’t seen a young guy this excited about the sport since Anna Kournikova was posing for Maxim. Thanks, thanks. But seriously, this dog is so excited about Australia that his tail could have written a new Crocodile Dundee screenplay. Hammmmmmburger. Sure, it’s adorable when this dog jumps up and down and barks at two female athletes, but when I do it, I get slapped with a restraining order. Tip your waitress.
In conclusion, George the Golden Retriever should be allowed at all professional tennis events.
(H/T to Slade)