05.19.07 10 years ago 3 Comments

I never thought it would be so much fun to see an illegal alien watch a horse race on a lap top at a delicatessen, but here you go:  

"What you doing?  Taking me a movie?"  That's right sir, you've been caught on Degenerate Gambler Camera.  I wonder what would've happened had he lost?  I'm not sure, but I have an inkling that camera would be evidence now. Stay tuned for my Preakness picks later.  I'm consulting the Summa Theologica right now, but my Latin is a little rusty.  I'd advise you to do your own research because "faded language skills" won't appease your bookie. -KD   

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