Penalty kicks are perilous enough when you're not playing in the Land of the Giants. This particular soccer ball may be too large to target your nuts but it can knock you clear across the field with enough velocity to make said testicles retreat within your taint. Of course, he could just be trying out for the Italian team. If you can force the ball itself to get red carded, I would imagine it would make defense all the more easier and make soccer just about as exciting.
GIANT SOCCER IS EVEN MORE FLOPTASTIC
Jamie Cooper 03.14.17 2 weeks ago