WL Reader Stephen saved me 15 minutes of work by sending in this tip about Gisele Bundchen’s interview in Harper’s Bazaar, which isn’t a true bazaar. It’s a magazine. When Gisele was asked about her new husband Tom Brady, Gisele mentioned her favorite quality about him–he’s not very smart.
“Tom is a good guy,” she continues tentatively. “He has a very pure heart. He’s very naive, almost like a child. That is my favorite quality about him. One thing that I thought was so amazing when I first met him is that he is innocent. He sees the world with colored glasses.” (While Gisele speaks several languages, occasionally some charming malapropisms escape her.) “It’s beautiful, but I think that is rare. I love that about him. No one else sees that. He’s very strong and focused in his job, but he’s so sensitive, it’s amazing.”
Okay, so maybe she just meant more that he’s an innocent guy, as opposed to some kind of dolt. Yeah, I had a girl tell me once that I saw the world through colored glasses. Then she hooked up with a colored guy and stopped returning my calls. But I don’t need her, she was…sorry, I thought I heard the phone ring. Maybe the ringer’s off. Am I sure that it’s recharged?