Some updates on the weekend activities of the Dreamboat-Dreamgirl pair in Miami:
A lot in number, not in fabric.
Isn't that Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam.
I am old.
Also, if you wake up and see that face in your bed morning, you're Andre Agassi.
/beating dead horse (face)
bed morning = what rich people sleep in
I'm starting to think Brady could do a whole lot better.
Wait, WHO has Lisa Lisa all over his iPod – TBL, or Brady?
Because if Brady is listening to Lisa Lisa, he actually just got even cooler in my book.
"Yeah, I'm listening to 'Head to toe'. And here's 6 more TDs for all you emo fags and your overweight girlfriends."
Congrats 289, putting the Mom from Friday night lights head on Shawn Bradleys body is a stroke of genius.
Pic #3 is full of win.
Pic #4 – I make my dates cover their face with a towel when we do it. The brown bag is for taking my sandwich home.
Cult Jam all over his iPod? I, coincidentally, just got Gisele all over my keyboard. Me likey the skinny broads. And the pudgy broads, reeking of brass polish and Enorme. The in betweenies are OK too.
It's Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force. Everyone always leaves out Full Force. When's Full Force gonna get theirs???? Respek Full Force, bitches. Full Force.
Brady's waiting for DiCaprio to dump his current girlfriend.
Yes, but Full Force can only get busy one time. Dreamboat and Gisele can top that before breakfast.
Matt, why no pictures of dreamboat in a thong???? Damn you for being so straight!
TBL is dressing up for Halloween as Dumbledore.
I'd love to put the gis in Gisele!
way to come out strong for your first post Poonaldo. I actually Lawl'd. I'm a sucker for puns
God, what a rail. Didn't she look like a hot woman at one point?
She's borderline too skinny. Her hips look like she skipped puberty. A woman should have a little meat on her bones. That said, 99% of the men in the world would be doing well to score her. For Tom Brady, that's like throwing an INT. Should have stayed with Bridget.
She looks like Prince Harry, but with better tits.
-Do you smell something?
-Yeah. I sure smell something? Do you smell what I smell?
-Yeah I think so, what do you smell?
-I SMELL [sniff, sniff] PUSSY!!