05.28.08 8 years ago • 21 Comments

Although this photo taken by alleged bigamist Andrew doesn't show Greg Oden's face, it is indeed the TrailBlazers center at the infield of the Indy 500, where he entertained a crowd of young Midwesterners enjoying their youth before they put on the extra 40 pounds they'll gain by their 30th birthdays.  There is also a little person, which creates a humorous situation because he is short, while Oden is tall.  What a wacky juxtaposition!

Anyway, you may have seen this on other websites already, but those posts were probably littered with question marks and statements like "IF it is Greg Oden" because a lot of bloggers are too fucking lazy or stupid or both to do some rudimentary fact-checking.  Don't get me wrong: I HATE fact-checking, but when I saw this, I was like, "Hey, why don't I check Oden's blog at Yardbarker to see if he wrote about it?"  Then, when I saw that there was no post about Indy, I decided to — you'll never believe this — email YB's editor to see if he could verify that Oden was indeed there.  Lemme tell you, it was back-breaking work, but the answer is: yes, it's really Greg Oden.

So was it worth waiting an extra day to get concrete truth instead of rumor and innuendo?  Hell, I dunno.  I'm just here to look at some tits.  Tits, dude.  Tits.

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