05.28.08 9 years ago 21 Comments

Although this photo taken by alleged bigamist Andrew doesn't show Greg Oden's face, it is indeed the TrailBlazers center at the infield of the Indy 500, where he entertained a crowd of young Midwesterners enjoying their youth before they put on the extra 40 pounds they'll gain by their 30th birthdays.  There is also a little person, which creates a humorous situation because he is short, while Oden is tall.  What a wacky juxtaposition!

Anyway, you may have seen this on other websites already, but those posts were probably littered with question marks and statements like "IF it is Greg Oden" because a lot of bloggers are too fucking lazy or stupid or both to do some rudimentary fact-checking.  Don't get me wrong: I HATE fact-checking, but when I saw this, I was like, "Hey, why don't I check Oden's blog at Yardbarker to see if he wrote about it?"  Then, when I saw that there was no post about Indy, I decided to — you'll never believe this — email YB's editor to see if he could verify that Oden was indeed there.  Lemme tell you, it was back-breaking work, but the answer is: yes, it's really Greg Oden.

So was it worth waiting an extra day to get concrete truth instead of rumor and innuendo?  Hell, I dunno.  I'm just here to look at some tits.  Tits, dude.  Tits.

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