If America needs two things right now, it’s more reality TV shows about the Dallas Cowboys and more attention for Terrell Owens. Oh hey, wouldja look at that. T.O. is getting his own reality TV show. **jams scissors into eyes**
The Dallas Cowboys’ controversial wide receiver will star in his own show on VH1 this summer, giving fans a look into his life off the field.
VH1 announced Monday that the series takes place in the offseason, and T.O.’s best friends and publicists — Monique Jackson and Kita Williams — will help him re-examine his personal life. The two will work as “matchmakers and therapists” for Owens.
Matchmakers. Good call. If there’s anything I’ve learned from watching reality shows, it’s that they’re the most reliable way for people to find lasting love.
An insider tells me the show will be called “Playing the Field with Terrell Owens” and will last 8 episodes. Eight long, grueling episodes that will make the NFL’s off-season feel even longer. Can’t wait!