So this guy took a dive from 35 feet into a kiddie pool that was only filled with 12 inches of cold water. [they measured it!] Denver’s very own “Professor Splash” set a world record dive, his sixth.
“The pain lasts for a minute, but the glory lasts for a lifetime.”
I don’t know how impressed I should be with this. That’s a long GD way to fall, but it would be so much better if he jumped into a glass of water. Or maybe some ranch dip and celery. Holy crap, I love celery. It’s my second-favorite thing to eat with a groove. –FanDome.