HANDJOBS FOR EVERYONE

Saturday’s UTEP-Texas game — the first time the teams have played each other since 1933 — was nationally televised, which I certainly appreciated. I hate it when handjobs only get regional coverage.

So I guess she’s the Miner, and he’s the Longhorn?

[EDSBS via Deadspin, better video from Busted Coverage after the jump]

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