U.S. Open – Sexy, sexy top-seeded Ana Ivanovic was ousted in the first round of the U.S. Open by some unattractive nobody, depriving us of several opportunities to post alluring photos of her while feigning an interest in tennis. So we make hay while the sun shines.
College Football – The Ol’ Ball Coach and the Gamecocks got a few late scores after quarterback Tommy Beecher threw four picks and got yanked in favor of Chris Smelley, who capped a 34-0 stomping of N.C. State… No. 23 Wake Forest got its first win ever in the state of Texas and in blowout fashion led by Riley Skinner’s 22-of-30 passing for 220 yards and two scores…The U opened its new digs with a 52-7 reaming of Charleston Southern, the only mishap being the giant inflatable helmet the team runs through not being pumped up. Hey, it was either that or lose the sex dolls.
MLB – Jason Giambi served as the best mustachioed Italian hero since the last Mario game with three RBIs, including a walkoff single to stave off a Red Sox sweep in the Bronx… Aramis Ramirez lifts the Cubs over the Phillies with an 8th inning grand slam as Philly’s bullpen blows another…K-Rod pulls within six of Bobby Thigpen’s save record and the Angels knock their magic number to 13. Lot of suspense in that division.