07.09.08 9 years ago 16 Comments

The Sun has an entertaining little slide show of David Beckham rubber-necking at a pair of L.A. cuties, and I say good for him.  Good that he's only looking, I mean.  That must take a lot of restraint.  If I were an underwear model and a sports star with a nine-figure contract and a six-figure Rolls Royce, I wouldn't settle for looking.  I'd ride around town with my pants undone and just wave my penis around.

Okay, so I already do that, but the point is that it would be cool if I did it then. 

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