I don’t know the background of this video and I don’t really care, because I want to believe that this guy woke up one day and said, “F*ck it, it all changes NOW” before logging on to Zappos and ordering a bunch of running gear. And this 100m dash against a bunch of people in much better shape than him was just his way of telling the world, “Hey, I know how I look and what people say about me, but I don’t care, because I am down here on the track changing things for the better and not just sitting up there with you, watching the world pass me by.”
Instead of, you know, this being some prank stunt where the guy is just out there so he can finish last and jump around while everyone laughs, before his pants fall down and reveal his “WHO FARTED?” boxer shorts. Although, I’ll be honest – I’d still watch that.
And this also reminded me of this other video from April that I forgot to post of these two 90-year olds running in a 100m dash.
In conclusion, I’m going to go buy some tacos and stare at them while my nuts are hooked up to a car battery.
(H/T to the Daily Haha)