How this happened a month ago without me seeing it is totally beyond my understanding. Oh wait, I know why: it's hockey. Did this happen in the playoffs? Are either of the teams still in contention for the Stanley Cup? It's a mystery only NHL fans know, and I don't know where I can find one.
In other times and places, men like these players for Ottawa and Montreal were called vikings, knights, or crusaders, and their acts of reckless heroism were re-told through the ages by wandering troubadours. Today, we call them by a centuries-old name: warriors. Wait, that's not right. I meant to say, "total pussies." I believe they each got five minutes in the penalty box for cowardice.
(Thanks to Show Dog With Papers, even though a bunch of you hockey people have already seen it)
UPDATE: So I guess this is from a year ago? Whatever. Live it up, hockey fans… at least you got a post.