I am going to say this one more time, calmly: holy shit you guys, three legged alligators are terrorizing the Zurich Classic.
Regular gators, too, but STUMPY (!) is especially dangerous. He lost a leg at some point in his long, alligator life and is still not afraid to face down a guy in a golf cart head-on. If I am a golfer, the number one goal in my life should be “avoid alligators at all costs.” It’s even more important than golf.
I hope Sterling Archer isn’t watching this.
The announcer’s delivery of “that’s a real hazard right there” should win him a Golf Emmy, if those are a thing.
[h/t to Tony Blogs]