Some NFL comings and goings to get you by until the draft this Saturday…
SEAHAWKS CUT SHAUN ALEXANDER — As a 'Hawks fan, it's kind of a sad day. He's the team's all-time leading rusher and scorer, and he's dedicated to keeping ties to the Seattle area after he retires. He's an all-time great for sports in the Pacific Northwest… is how we'll remember him after he retires. Because he has truly sucked ass for the last two years, and watching him miss blocks, drop passes, and fall down behind the line of scrimmage got real old real fucking fast.
VIKINGS ACQUIRE ALLEN FROM CHIEFS — Jared Allen, Shaun Alexander — what's with all the first names? KC gets three draft picks, and Minnesota's nasty defense gets nastier.
DOLPHINS SIGN JAKE LONG — The 6'7", 315-lb. Michigan standout is now the highest-paid offensive lineman in the NFL, and he hasn't even been drafted yet. In a related story, I've paid my rent on time three out of four months this year. Winner: me. Wait, no. Long. Definitely Long.