I realize this is starting to look pretty bad. All I can say is that we really don’t have a jones for Capitals center Alexander Ovechkin. While other guys are out beating their wives or complaining about their contracts, Ovie just seems determined to have fun wherever he goes, even if he has to nearly decapitate himself by driving a utility cart under a closing garage door to do it. It’s that old Soviet gunfire that keeps ringing in their heads. It makes you do wonderful things.