Let’s Talk About The Greatest TwitPic Of 2015 Featuring Cam Newton, Ice Cube And Kevin Hart

Oh my 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus. Ice Cube just broke the internet with the best TwitPic of 2015, y’all. Here we have the Cube man himself with Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton and comedian Kevin Hart at what anyone would rightly say is an ugly Christmas sweater party. There’s way too much star power and awesomeness to try to be digested at once. Instead, it’s best to tackle this thing in smaller portions. So here’s what’s going on in this photo.

1. Cam’s sweater features Santa Claus dabbing. Typical Cam. It’s one thing to be disingenuous and have a fake smile. It’s another thing entirely to assume Santa is as much of a showboat as you are. You might anger white people everywhere with your touchdown dances, but Santa acts like he’s been there before when he delivers presents and smiles to children across the entire planet. Just a humble guy who hands the presents off and gets back on his sleigh. Do you see Santa forcing his way to the front of the pack of reindeer? No, you don’t.
2. Kevin Hart has already made this photo into a movie coming to a theater near you. It’s called “Fake Ass Elf.” In fact, Ice Cube’s in it and Newton makes a cameo. It’s a real thigh-slapper with a lot of crude humor, but the message is still pretty strong.
3. Is that Ice Cube’s version of a smile, or is the whole thing an act? I now genuinely wonder if he walks around parties with a ticked-off, semi-surprised look on his face all the time. “Mr. Cube, how’s the punch?” “IT’S TASTY, THANK YOU.” “You…you don’t seem…I can’t tell if you’re serious or mad.”
4. Look at the dude in the back right. ALL ABOUT THE U.

(Via Ice Cube)