Jeopardy owns. Bill Belichick definitely gave off a super-pissed, I’m-gonna-kill-someone vibe when he left the field early during last year’s Super Bowl loss, which people either called “poor sportsmanship” or “to be expected from such a competitor,” depending on whom you were rooting for. In an awesome turn of events, Alex Trebek & Co. refined that to call it a “hissy fit.” And even though it wasn’t really a hissy fit at all, I like where Trebek’s head is at. If something is a clue on Jeopardy, it becomes instant history. And so it shall ever be: Bill Belichick is a little bitch who throws hissy fits.
I’LL TAKE DOUCHEBAGS FOR $1000, ALEX