Make your own “important parts” joke.
So far, the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has seemed like a right disappointment. There’s a four-page spread on Barbie dolls for some reason, and the cover is just a bunch of arbitrary butts with badly-photoshopped faces.
But HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, because two time SI swimsuit issue cover girl Kate Upton has popped up in the 2014 issue teaser video, and I think I speak for everyone on the planet when I say great googly moogly. Even the people who’d never say that.
To put it to you another way, this is the first shot of the video:
ENJOY. We’ll keep you thoroughly updated as these photos and moments continue to exist.