Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class athlete who is immensely wealthy and considered to be one of the most attractive men on the planet by women everywhere. So it’s no shocker that the Real Madrid superstar has once again found himself at the center of the tabloid gossip universe, this time amid rumors that he cheated on his girlfriend of three years, supermodel Irina Shayk.
At the center of this controversy, though, is an old friend of ours – Miss Bum Bum Brasil 2012 runner-up Andressa Urach. The same runner-up who spent the week after last year’s pageant on a boat, hooking up with the winner, Carine Felizardo. And now Urach claims that Ronaldo is “obsessed” with that runner-up butt, enough that they recently had sex in a hotel on the night before Real Madrid’s 4-1 UEFA Champions League semifinals loss to Borussia Dortmund.
But Ronaldo denies that it ever happened, according to a super serious Twitter statement.
‘I was informed that The Sun, faithful to its editorial line, will publish an article where is given voice to a so called Andressa – someone seeking the limelight on my account.
‘And I wonder why this happens one day before a very important game for my team. Deeply outraged by a situation intended, in vain, to affect my personal life.
‘I just want to clarify I was in fact at the Hotel Villa Magna on April 22 giving an interview to Manu Sainz, something the reporter himself is able to corroborate. Everything else is pure fiction and forgery.’
That’s right, the “so-called” Andressa. If that is even her real name and perfectly-shaped buttocks. Who, then, can we believe? The soccer star with a reputation for being a Grade A poon hound? Or the woman whose claim to fame is being the runner-up at a pageant for women with magnificent behinds?
Sadly, lost in this all is Shayk, who finally crawled out from her hole of shame this week. I don’t know how she can even show her face through all of this. Wait, yes I do. Because it looks like this: