So this Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger-Brett Favre’s Penis love triangle has finally come to a, um, head. Images of what allegedly is Brett Favre’s penis. It’s bad for business for us to say, “Yeah, we’re talking sports over here and it’s great, but you really need to go to this other site.” But seriously, if you do any dabbling in the world of penii, this is right up your…you know what, just go check it out.
I’ve done work for Deadspin in the past (that Visanthe Shiancoe weiner? Yep, that was me), so I won’t sit here and lecture about what should and shouldn’t qualify as “sports news.” But after watching the video, I can’t help but think to myself, “That sounds exactly like Brett Favre, and that sounds exactly like the pitiful game I would expect from Brett Favre.” Can’t believe she didn’t want anything to do with him. I really can’t. No, I totally can. That was sarcasm.
Your move, Sage Rosenfels.