IT’S NEWS BECAUSE I SAY IT’S NEWS

By: 12.30.08  •  13 Comments

I suppose this isn’t exactly “sports” “news,” but the presence of a motorcycle is close enough to motor sports for me to justify it (see also: hummina).  Besides, when the news cycle is this slow, it needs to be sped up… with a news motorcycle!!!  And by motorcycle I mean gigantic tits.

Anyway, here are British pin-ups/faux-lipstick-lesbian-pals Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh, posing on a — what is that?  Some kind of crotch rocket?  I’ve got a rocket in my crotch they can have!  It’s an M-80 firecracker I keep in my pocket.  I figured they might want to light it on New Year’s Eve.

[Don Chavez]

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