The Smoking Gun today has Joumana Kidd's counter-suit against husband/Nets point guard Jason Kidd. In case you're not up to speed on the story, Jason essentially called her a psychotic bitch in his lawsuit, and she has chosen to respond with massive retaliation (John Foster Dulles would be impressed):
According to Joumana, Kidd has engaged in extramarital affairs with "several different television reporters," as well as strippers in Arizona, Sacramento, Miami, Dallas and Indiana, a Nets season ticket holder, a Nets' employee, and a cheerleader in New Orleans.
Strippers in at least five cities, TV reporters, and a cheerleader? And those are only the ones Joumana claims to know about. C'mon, Joumana, I understand you're mad, but… you have to be at least a little bit impressed.
Joumana portrays Kidd as a masochistic binge drinker and excessive gambler…
We're like best friends.
…who began beating her even before the pair's 1997 marriage. She claims that Kidd assaulted her while she was pregnant with the couple's first child and has struck her with everything from a large rock to a cookie.
Ooh, kinda lost me, there, Jason. Like, a large rock I can understand, but a cookie? I guess he was just trying to sweeten the beatin'.