My day is richer now that I've seen these photos of Steelers kicker Jeff Reed on Deadspin. The hair! The wristband! The dog tags! The silver-dollar nipples! Could he be the sexiest athlete of this generation? Not if I can be the man to break the sex barrier of the Women's Pillow-Fighting League.
(p.s. Somebody, please, put me in contact with the gentleman on the left. Who's his personal trainer? How did he get that figure? I'm guessing a deep-fried can of frosting for dessert after a sensible meal of bacon-wrapped donuts. Five times daily.)
(p.p.s. Sexiest day ever? Sexiest day ever.)