JEFF REED IS F’N SMOOTH

My day is richer now that I've seen these photos of Steelers kicker Jeff Reed on Deadspin.  The hair!  The wristband!  The dog tags!  The silver-dollar nipples!  Could he be the sexiest athlete of this generation?  Not if I can be the man to break the sex barrier of the Women's Pillow-Fighting League.

(p.s. Somebody, please, put me in contact with the gentleman on the left.  Who's his personal trainer?  How did he get that figure?  I'm guessing a deep-fried can of frosting for dessert after a sensible meal of bacon-wrapped donuts.  Five times daily.)

(p.p.s. Sexiest day ever?  Sexiest day ever.) 

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