I'm not sure how Jeffrey Ross can be so mediocre at stand-up but so amazing at celebrity roasts, but who cares as long as he's calling Mike & Mike boring and ugly and making fun of Mike Ditka's impotence. Man I would have loved to have been in the audience for this. Because I totally would have taken advantage of Dana Jacobsen. Hey, I like a handsome woman with a strong jaw.
JEFF ROSS’ INTRO TO THE MIKE & MIKE ROAST