This is roving reporters don’t have wired microphones anymore. Although, to be fair, I can’t imagine that our protagonist would have spent his weekends doing anything else but creating an entire Leaning Tower of Pisa out of Jenga blocks. And no reporter, no matter how old and fat and stupid he is, could be dumb enough to walk around a tower like that, right? I mean, is there any way that this isn’t fake? I’m still waiting for some Canadian kids to lead me through the hallways while lip-syncing to a Black Eyed Peas song.