Our friend Leon Purvis can fill you in in the video, but here’s the short version: he asked Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast Gabby Douglas to his 2012 prom, got jerked around by her for a little while and talked to us about it at length. Now he’s back with the aptly-titled ‘Why Can’t I Get A Date?’ and he’s DEMANDING ANSWERS.
What’s the deal, Gabby Douglas? You can’t emoji wink at the kid forever. Right now it’s sorta like the Art Bell Show of people harassing celebrities on Twitter. Total conspiracy.
Here are some morning links while you figure it out for yourself.
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Is ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Misogynist? |Gamma|
Entitled Man-Child Has Some Star Wars Episode VII Advice For J.J. Abrams |FilmDrunk|
Richard Simmons Recorded Himself Sitting In A Massage Chair At A Car Wash |UPROXX|
Cam Newton Fined 10K Because Of Forbes Magazine? |TSS|
Geno Smith Is Now A True Jet |KSK|
Evan Tanner Film |IndieGogo|
Breaking Bad Finale Thoughts and Scorecard |Axis Of Ego|
Tumblewords By Minicore Studios Is Fun (And Really Beautiful) |Tumblewords|
The Mandible Claw Podcast: Evan Gelistico |TMC|
Presenting the Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown |Progressive Boink|